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# Kapittelnavn
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Aaaahh!
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You young rascals. A merry hunt you've led us on and now we find you feasting and ' and smoking!
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Salted pork
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Well then let's just have his head and be done with it.
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I've heard enough! Shoot him! Stick an arrow in his gob!
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There's plenty for the both of us, may be best Dwarf win!
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Mind your aim.
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Oh! That's it, right, we warned you! Prepare to be boarded!
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I guess that concludes negotiations.
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What kind of army would linger in such a place?
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The very warmth of my blood seems stolen away.
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Well this is a thing unheard of. An elf will go underground, where a dwarf dare not. Oh. Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.
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What is it? What do you see?
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Where?
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The dead? Summoned? I knew that! Huh. Huh. Very good. Very good. Legolas!
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Ach! You waste your time Aragorn. They had no honour in life and they have none now in death.
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Stand you traitors!
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That road there where does that lead?
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Aragorn! Let's find some food.
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Just where do you think you're off to?
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Hmmmm
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You might as well accept it. We're going with you laddie. Aragorn smiles.
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Forty-two? That's not bad for a pointy-eared Elvish princeling. I myself am sitting pretty on 43.
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He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!
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He was already dead.
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What are you doing? What are you stopping for?
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The sun is rising.
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Yes!
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Come on. We can take them.
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Toss me.
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I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!
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Don't tell the Elf.
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You could have picked a better spot.
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Well, lad, whatever luck you live by, let's hope it lasts the night.
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Let's hope they last the night.
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What's happening out there?
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Did they hit anything?,
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Good!
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Legolas! Two already!
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I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!
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Send them to me! Come on!
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Seventeen! Eighteen! Nineteen! Twenty! Twenty-one!
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Aragorn!
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Where is he? Where is he? Get out of the way! I'm going to kill him! You are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man I ever knew. Bless you, laddie.
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This is no rabble of mindless Orcs. These are Uruk-hai. Their armour is thick and their shields broad.
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Come on. Get me up here. I'm a rider. Come on!
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Forward. I mean, charge forward.
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Bring your pretty face to my axe.
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That's it! Go on!
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It's true, you don't see many Dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they're often mistaken for Dwarf men.
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That one counts as mine! Stinking creature.
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Tell me what happened and I will ease your passing.
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Aragorn?
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Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.
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This, in turn, has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf women! And that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground.
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...which is, of course, ridiculous.
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It's all right. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate.
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My lady.
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No, I couldn't. I really couldn't.
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He fell.
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They flee to the mountains when they should stand and fight. Who will defend them if not their king?
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Aye! I could do that.
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That still only counts as one!
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I'm wasted on cross-country. We Dwarves are natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.
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Three days and nights pursuit.No food. No rest.And no sign of our quarrybut what bare rock can tell.
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Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe.
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Bad idea! Very handy in a tight spot these lads, despite the fact they're dead.
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Let him stay there! Let him rot! Why should we care?
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Stay close young hobbits.
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..and are never seen again
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Well! Here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily! I have the eyes of a hawk, and ears of a fox!
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Oh!
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Give me your name, horse-masterand I shall give you mine.
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Horse men! I wish I could muster an army of Dwarves, fully armed and filthy.
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How?
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Certainty of death, small chance of success, what are we waiting for?
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So much for the legendary courtesy of the Elves! Speak words we can also understand!
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If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note that they're not, I'd say that we were taking the long way round. Gandalf, we could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin Balin would give us a royal welcome.
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But there were two Hobbits. Did you see two Hobbits with them?
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Dead?
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It's one of their wee belts.
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You'll find more cheer in a graveyard.
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Orc blood.
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The air is so close in here.
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oh!
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Talking trees.What do trees have to talk about?Except the consistencyof squirrel droppings.
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Ah! The walls of Moria!
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Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
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Ach!
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Nothing, its just a wisp of cloud.
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We failed them.
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Then what are we waiting for
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Fangorn? What madness drove them in there?
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I would stay still if I were you.
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Last one standing wins heh heh heh!
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And no regurgitation!
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Heh heh heh heh,Here, here. Raaar it's the dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy women haha.
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heh heh heh, what did I say? He can't hold his liquor.
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If we cannot pass over the mountain, let us go under it! Let us go through the Mines of Moria
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And I suppose you think you're the one to do it!
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I will be dead before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf!
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Never trust an elf.
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Gandalf.
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Edoras? That is no short distance!
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Then we have run all this way for nothing? Are we to leave those poor Hobbits here, in this horrid, dark, dank tree-infested-- I mean, charming, quite charming forest?
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Soon Mr Elf, you will enjoy the fabelled hospitality of the dwarves. Roaring fires! Malt Beer! Red Meat off the bone!
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Nooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!
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A Mine!
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This my friend is the home of my cousin Balin and they call it a Mine!
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Strong?! Oh, that's good.
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This new Gandalf's more grumpythan the old one.
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Aww that was a Kingly gift.
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Oh!
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No, no, no
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Agh! Let them come There's one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.